Hi there, you little shit.

I’m so glad you stopped by to copy my website.

Wanna know why?

Because this is a great time to tell you that your dreams of becoming a copywriter and making a trillion dollars in your first 30 days don’t start with a course.

It starts with your basic ability to problem solve, and not let people convince you that you can magically earn money by following steps that were made for

STRAIGHT WHITE MEN FROM THE MIDDLE CLASS.

Why can’t you follow those steps and get the same results if you’re not in that demographic?

Because, my sweet naive baby, you are missing the biggest, juiciest ingredient for all of the marketing industry… ready to hear it?

…Are you sure? It’s going to sting.

P R I V I L E D G E

As a queer woman and copywriter of 8 years, I can speak from experience of being looked over, sexualized, and underpaid more than I can speak about my success.

It fucking sucks. And those same privileged men will say that if you fail, you weren’t trying hard enough.

So why in Chappell Roan’s America would you take their word?

I’ll do you one better. And the best part? I’m not asking for a fucking cent.

Find a seasoned copywriter who is NOT THE PRIVILEGED DEMOGRAPHIC and request mentorship in exchange for grunt work.

Keep your ass earning money in whatever way you’re currently earning it.

And slow cook.

You have TIME. There’s no rush to make a shit ton of money at the ripe age of 22.

Why? Because you’re an idiot at 22.

And the last thing an idiot needs, is more money than they know what to do with.

Study financial literacy, and most importantly?

Work on yourself, so that you’re not a little twat to collaborate with.

Sending X’s and O’s.

Ali